How To Beat A Speeding Ticket Avoiding, Contesting and Beating Speeding Tickets

2Jul/091

So, what do you think will happen with my speeding ticket?

I received a speeding ticket by mail, showing a photo of my car that was taken by one of those radar cameras. Being somewhat naughty, I just took a picture of the cash that I owed for the ticket, and sent that in as payment. A few weeks later, I recieved another ticket by mail, this one included the original photo of my car, as well as a picture of some handcuffs. Instead of sending in a check, I had a friend of mine take a picture of my bare buttocks (I was mooning the camera), and sent that in with the return stub of the ticket.

Any idea of what will happen next?


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  1. I think that’s as far as the joke I heard went. How nice to meet the inspiration for a nation-wide joke. Maybe they’ll send you a picture of the nice man who’ll want to meet your bare buttocks after you drop the soap in jail.


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